cybercum:

im not even in a blogging circle im just kind of here

(via hotboyproblems)

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(Source: heleanorcalder, via fake-mermaid)

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via apparant)

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist, via swimminglizard)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via unescapable)